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mellejw
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Geplaatst op 02-07-2011, 21:37 |
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"I can believe things that are true and things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not.
I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and the Beatles and Marilyn Monroe and Elvis and Mister Ed. Listen - I believe that people are perfectable, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkled lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women.
I believe that the future sucks and I believe that the future rocks and I believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyone's ass. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in drive-in movie theaters from state to state.
I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I still believe that they are better than the alternative. I believe that California is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into madness and alligators and toxic waste.
I believe that antibacterial soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one day we'll all be wiped out by the common cold like martians in War of the Worlds.
I believe that the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life I was a one-armed Siberian shaman.
I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumble bee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don't ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself.
I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive. I believe in an empty and godless universe of causal chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck.
I believe that anyone who says sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly. I believe that anyone who claims to know what's going on will lie about the little things too.
I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a woman's right to choose, a baby's right to live, that while all human life is sacred there's nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system.
I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it."
— Neil Gaiman
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OffTheWall
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Geplaatst op 14-07-2011, 23:21 |
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He who controls others may be powerful, but he who has mastered himself is mightier still.
philosopher Lao Tzu.
God sends meat and the devil sends cooks.
Thomas Deloney
Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none.
Shakespeare
man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
Oscar Wilde
it's not so important who starts the game, but who finishes it.
John Wooden
Remenber that all through history, there have been tyrants and murderers. And for a time, they seem invincible. But in the end, they always fall. Always.
Mahatma Ghandi.
I didn't have anything against them. And they never did anything wrong to me. The way other people have all my life. Maybe they're just the ones who have to pay for it.
Perry Smith
our life is made by death of others.
Leonardo Da Vinci
if there must be trouble, let it be in my day. That my child may have peace.
Thomas Paine
live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Mahatma Ghandi.
There can be no good without evil
Russian proverb
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martnoort
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Geplaatst op 31-08-2011, 08:50 |
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uit: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Minstrel: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...
Sir Robin: That's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot.
French Soldier: Un cadeau.
Other French soldiers: A what?
French Soldier: A present.
Other French soldiers: Oh. Un cadeau.
Other French soldiers: Oui oui.
French Soldier: Allons y!
Other French soldiers: What?
French Soldier: Let's go!
Other French soldiers: Oh.
Prince Herbert: But mother,
King of Swamp Castle: Father, I'm father.
Prince Herbert: But father...
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Geplaatst op 05-09-2011, 16:34 |
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"A weak man has doubts before a decision. A strong man has them afterwards." Carl Kraus
"There is no lasting hope in violence, only temporary relief from hopelessness." Kingman Brewster, Jr.
"You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around -- and why his parents will always wave back."
Journalist William D. Tammeus
"And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee..."
Matthew 5:29
"Better to write for yourself and have no public than to write for the public and have no self."
Writer Cyril Connolly
"Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else unless it's an enemy." Albert Einstein
"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
Friedrich Nietzsche
"It's love that makes the world go round."
W. S. Gilbert
"Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
"There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness but of power. They are messengers of overwhelming grief and of unspeakable love."
Washington Irving
"In life, unlike chess, the game continues after checkmate."
Isaac Asimov
"Life is a game, play it....Life is too precious, do not destroy it."
Mother Teresa
"Experience is a brutal teacher, but you learn. My God, do you learn."
C.S. Lewis
"If I am what I have, and if I lose what I have, who then am I?"
German Psychologist Erich Fromm
"Show me a hero, and I will write you a tragedy."
F. Scott Fitzgerald
"When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when his son gives to his father, both cry."
William Shakespeare
"The family is a haven in a heartless world."
Christopher Lasch
"A lions work hours are only when he's hungry; once he's satisfied, the predator and prey live peacefully together."
Chuck Jones
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OffTheWall
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Geplaatst op 27-09-2011, 20:36 |
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First verse, uh
I'm on 'til I'm on a island
My life's ridin' on the Autobahn on autopilot
Before I touch dirt, I'll kill you all with' kindness
I kill ya, my natural persona's much worse
You've been warned if you've been born or if you can form
Slap up a cop and then snatch 'I'm out of his uniform
Leave him with' his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on
And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn
Y'all niggas' intellect mad slow, y'all fags know
Claimin' you bangin', you flamin'
Bet you could light your own cigarette witcha asshole
Me and Shady deaded the past, so that basically resurrected my cashflow
I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke
Though I ain't wrapped tight
My blood type's the '80s!
My '90s was like the Navy, you was like the Bradys
You still fly kites daily!
Catch me in my Mercedes
Bumpin' "Ice, Ice Baby, " screamin' Shady 'til I die
Like a half a pair of dice, life's crazy
So I live it to the fullest 'til I'm Swayze
And you only live it once, so I'm thinkin' 'bout this nice, nice lady
Wait, no, stop me now 'fore I get on a roll (Damn)
Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is, 'cause she's kinda famous
And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this
Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus!
You morons think that I'm a genius
Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum, cleanin', try them trailer parks
Crazy, I am back, and I am razor-sharp, baby
And that's back with' a capital B with' an exclamation mark, maybe
You should listen when I flip the linguistics
'Cause I'm gonna rip this mystical slick shit
You don't wanna become another victim or statistic of this shit
'Cause after I spit the bullets, I'm a treat these shell casings like a soccer ball
I'm a kick the ballistics! So get this dick, I'm a live this
My whole goal as a poet's to be relaxed in orbit
At war with' a bottle, this Captain Morgan attacks my organs
My slow flow is euphoric, it's like I rap endorphins
I made a pact with the Devil that says "I'll let you take me
You let me take this shovel, dig up the corpse, Jack Kevorkian"
Go 'back and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork in
I'm livin' the life of the infinite enemy down
My tenement, too many now, to send my serenity powers
Spin 'em around, enterin' in the vicinity
Now, was called Eminem, but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper
Chewed him up (Pt!) and spitted him out
Girl, giddy-up, now get, get down
He's lookin' around this club and it looks like people are havin' a shit fit now
Here, little t-t-trailer trash, take a look who's back in t-t-town
Did I s-st-stutter, motherfucker? Fuck them all, he's just
A whole motherfuckin' Walmart d-d-down every time a-r-r-round
And he came to the club tonight with' 5'9″ to hold this bitch down
Like a motherfuckin' chick underwater, he tryna d-dr-drown
Shawty, when you dance, you got me captivated
Just by the way that you keep lickin' them dicks like lips, I'm agitated, aggravated
To the point you don't suck my dick, then you're gonna get decapitated
Other words, you don't fuckin' give me head, then I'm have to take it
And then after takin' that, I'm a catch a case, it's gon' be fascinatin'
It's gon' say "The whole rap game passed away" on top of the affadavit
Graduated from master debater slash massive masturbator
To Michael Jackson' activator (Woo!)
Meanin' I'm on fire off the top, might wanna back up the data
Runnin' over hip-hop in a verbal tractor-trailer
Homie, this sick, you can normally ask a hater
Don't it make sense, these shell casings is just like a bag of paper
Drop in the lap of a tax evader (Homie, they spent)
Now make that ass drop like a sack of potatoes
What, girl, I'm the crack-a-lator
Brung ya lay to this party, be my penis ejaculator later
Tell you boyfriend that you just struck paydirt
You rollin' with' a player, you won't be exaggeratin' when you sayin'
bazen.
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Geplaatst op 02-01-2012, 22:50 |
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Op 01-01-2012, 20:53 OffTheWall schreef:
If a hug represent how much I love you,
I would hold you in my arms forever
I FEEL SO CLOSE TO YOU RIGHT NOW,
IT'S A FORCE FEILD,
I WEAR MY HEART UPON MY SLEEVE,
LIKE A BIG DEAL,
YOUR LOVE POURS DOWN ON ME,
SURROUND ME LIKE A WATERFALL,
AND THERE'S NO STOPPING US RIGHT NOW,
I FEEL SO CLOSE TO YOU RIGHT NOW.
Dit bericht is gewijzigd op 01-01 21:38.
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Haha toevallig 
Nee, als ik nou teksten zou plaatsen kom je alleen maar songteksten tegen van Coldplay, haha (;
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